Tip from Dad #1

I think I need a new series of posts called "Tips from Dad". Since childhood, I've planned on writing a book about my father (he has a crazy interesting life) and have never known how to start -- maybe it can just be a collection of tips, like "How to land on an aircraft carrier", "How to get out of being arrested in Poland", "How to fix your 17 year old Celica with a paperclip and chewing gum", and "How to escape the Coast Guard that is chasing you because you and your sister burnt down a banana grove on a Florida island".

Anyway, the first tip: How to fix your squeeky dresser drawers. (Yeah, it's less exciting than the above teasers, but it's what I'm doing right now.) Get some soap or a candle, rub it on the wooden parts of the frame and drawer that touch, and voila!

Thanks Dad.