Playing in the kitchen on Saturday morning, Scott holds up a little toy cow.
Me: Scott, this is the mommy cow. See her udders?
Scott: Where her baby?
Me: Yes, where is her baby calf?
Scott: Daddy COOK it! Take baby, put in microwave, HAMBURGER!
Me: ... ... ... oh. Do you like hamburgers?
Scott: Yes! Sometimes I eat, sometimes I not. Daddy COOK it!
Later, swinging at the park, we are talking about books and I ask Scott what he likes to read:
Scott: Chickens.
Me: You like to read about chickens?
Scott: No, I like to EAT chickens.
Whoa.
Since that's not very Valentine's-y, let me leave you with something a little sweeter:
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| Mark is such a cute napper. I start snapping photos. |
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| The camera is a little loud. He awakes. |
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| And smiles. What a doll. |





