Team Wagner: 26 is the new 80

Thursday, October 1, 2009

I spent 25 years in great health. Now, though, I am rapidly deteriorating. This last month, I have:

had a doc ultrasound my abdomen to check for cysts he thought he felt
had another doc take a biopsy for suspected skin cancer, which turned out to just be weird skin
bumped my pinkie finger and had it swell up so much I can't straighten it, make a fist, wear my wedding band on the finger next to it, or disguise the black and blue on my palm
had 2 cavities filled and am HAVING A TOOTH PULLED at 2 pm because my bone has grown into the tooth and is filling it up

THANK YOU LUKE AND MOZILLA for your excellent, excellent health insurance.

And thank you God that none of these are actual big issues. (c:

Shanna Kirkwood said...: I feel ya! In my 26th year of life, I seem to be pretty much falling apart as well! =) What's up with that?; October 1, 2009 at 5:59 PM
Bridget said...: Ha! While I, at 24 years old, am the very picture of health. I guess I should enjoy it while I can? (Also, sorry about your finger. And your weird skin. And your bumpy belly?); October 4, 2009 at 4:37 PM
Unknown said...: a limerick to cheer you up:

A bear taking a dump asked a rabbit
"Does shit stick to your fur as a habit?"
"Of course not," said the hare,
"It's really quite rare!"
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

RenFest starts this weekend.; October 6, 2009 at 2:23 PM